上海皇帝之雄霸天下国语

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偏僻山间，一僧一道比邻而居。和尚随和开朗，更有一女徒菁菁玲珑可爱；道士古板严厉，而徒弟嘉乐却鬼马顽皮。性格不同的两个师父口角不断，大斗其法，两个冤家徒弟也搞笑连连，笑料频出。 某天，一支奇异的丧葬队伍路过此地，某边疆皇族中尸毒死去，幻化成僵尸，千鹤道长及王子护送棺木上京。途中遭遇暴雨，棺木被雷劈开，僵尸破棺而出，大开杀戒。乌侍郎携王子侥幸逃命，但王子已中尸毒。和尚与道士命徒儿照看王子，两人则冲入树林寻找千鹤道长……。中国荊州，据史书上记载，这里是三国时期“兵家必争之地”。在这历史风情浓重的城镇中，男子高中生孙宸一面厌恶着这种环境，一面过着普通的日常生活。一天，他做了一个噩梦。梦醒之后，怪异的事件接连发生，还没等他弄懂情况，眼前突然出现了三国时代的名将——魏延，并试图要取他性命！危急时刻，一位美少女出现在了孙宸的面前。。Masked figures with machine guns march into the secondary school in Karatas, take the pupils hostage, and execute one of them. They make no demands. Silent terror is their modus operandi. Seeing as the army will take two days to arrive due to a snowstorm, maths teacher Tazshi decides to assemble his own assault team: his ex-wife, the gym teacher, the cowardly school principal, ...。